wtf do the ratings mean?
Ratings are based on the overall brunch experience – this includes factors such as cost, variety of the cuisine offered , wait time, convenience of the hours they serve… and though I realize not everyone cares for them, I’d be lying if I said the bloody mary situation didn’t sway me a bit too. But just a little bit, i swear…
The Celery Rating System defined….
No Stalks – If you must, you must. But don’t say I didn’t warn you.
One Stalk – Not a place I would be running to go to again, but would come through in a pinch.
Two Stalks – Reliable, reasonably priced, will not let you down.
3+++ Stalks – Go now. I don’t care if it’s not the weekend. Wait outside. Did you say you were broke? I don’t care about that either. It’s worth it.
